Conversation at 1:24 this morning:
Mark: “Do you want this flax seed meal that’s in the Amazon cart?”
Me: “Ooh. I don’t know. I think so.”
“It sounds weird.”
“I was just planning to put it in our morning oatmeal.”
“Okay. Why do we want flax seeds again?”
“They’re a high source of omega 3’s. The highest source.”
“And why do we want omega 3’s?”
“They’re the youth nutrient.”
“The youth nutrient?’
“They’re good brain food.”
“Okay.” Cautious nod. “I’ll buy the flax seed meal.”
Okay, maybe it’s not funny if you can’t see his face.